Celeb Director

Does anybody else remember the episode of keeping up with the Kardashians where Kim kept farting? They just finished feeding some homeless guy they just met some of her left over Pad Thai. I guess she wasn't feeling well because she kept passing gas all afternoon shortly after leaving the restaurant. Her sisters were trying to cover for her by saying it was the production staff and the guys filming the show but none of the sounds were coming from them. A camera man actually commented he was certian that Kim's giant fake ass was popped and was slowly leaking air.

Emma is the greatest actress of her generation. She can flawlessly transition between any role: Student, Teacher, Bimbo. Now? Watch her land these rolls as a huge FAT bitch!! She loves to use her magic as Hermione to transform herself into a scale breaking BBW. Emma Watson: Coming to the LARGE screen near you!

It's getting bigger by the year. Everyone knows. Nobody says anything.  It's everyones guilty pleasure, Kim's known secret. But even though we'll publicly talk about her huge fake ass, we are all secretly wondering: how does Kim wipe her ass? Maybe she has an assistant. Maybe She struggles to wipe herself. It's just something to think about when you see her giant triple minaj sized rear end. Odds are, she is missing spots all over her hole.